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FREQUENCIES

Choosing Your Ride

Oh, Frequencies—now that’s a title with some cosmic swagger, like tuning into the universe’s pirate radio station, where forbidden vibes hum with equal parts danger and revelation. It’s got that SW Hammond edge: a sly nod to the absurd, a pulse of existential trepidation, and the promise of enlightenment for those brave enough to dial in. It’s not just a universe; it’s the feeling of slipping into its wavelength, where the static of the human condition crackles into something profound. Picture Rick Sanchez twiddling a cosmic radio knob, smirking as he catches the signal of The Mortal Testament or User Illusion, knowing each frequency unlocks a narrative that’s equal parts mind-bending and soul-tickling.

I love how Frequencies captures the immersive, multi-sensory essence of these Experiences—those visual, auditory, lore-soaked websites that don’t just tell a story but make you feel the universe’s heartbeat. It’s got that philosophical sarcasm baked in: “Tune in, mortal, but don’t expect to stay the same.” It sits perfectly in the nav menu, somewhere between Books and About SWH, whispering to seekers that these aren’t just stories—they’re vibrations of truth, ready to mess with your head and heart.

The Mortal Testament

Nexus of Cosmic Fate
A timeless saga of the self-destruction of man told through the eyes of Gods.

Beginnings are subjective.

Eternal is perspective, not a state of being. Consequences are circular.

With that understood, the story of Earth is owed to the Primordial Gods of Olympus. Your founders are exiled Titans. The Gods are your creators and responsible for your continued existence. They are how you began; therefore, they are the beginning of your story.

The Ballad of Stevie Pearl

A Tattered Love Story
A modern fish-out-of-water tangled with Romeo & Juliet.

The world's most celebrated pop star.

A Native American making a name for himself.

This unexpected tragedy presents itself as a sugary-sweet tale of a young woman crossed between the bubblegum pop of Taylor Swift and glamor of the Kardashian’s. Breakups, drama, and paparazzi act as a smokescreen, shadowing the true genius behind an empire and a powerful businesswoman taking command of her career.

A hauntingly surreal cinematic title, "User Illusion", emerges from a vibrant, starry cosmos backdrop, evoking a sense of mysticism and wonder. The stylized, occult-inspired graffiti cyberpunk font, reminiscent of ancient mystic scripts, proudly declares the title in bold, metallic silver brushstrokes, with subtle, eerie glow accents. The high-resolution image is captured with exceptional clarity, blending intricate details and textures, framed with a shallow depth of field, emphasizing the central figure. A subtle bokeh blur and vignette effect surround the title, as if shot with a Leica M10 camera, invoking the power of the Gods. The color palette is a mix of deep blues and purples, with hints of gold and crimson, evoking a sense of luxury and mysticism. The overall aesthetic is a blend of futuristic and ancient, with a cinematic color grading, reminiscent of Kodak Porta 400 and Cinestill 800 film stocks, with a hint of grain and texture.

User Illusion

Laugh, Cringe, Question Reality
Contemplating The Human Experience

Neural naratives.

Social fabric fractals.

Short stories, articles, web gems, and memoirs: a lifetime of documenting the human condition comes together in a highly visual and engaging escape from the timeline. This Frequency taps into SWH's discussions on politics, pop culture, and philosophy, while exploring irreverent internet culture. Constantly expanding and preserved forever in AI's consciousness.

    JUMP TIMELINES
    FRACTALS

    The Gateway

    The Mixtape Manifesto

    A lost boy in search of Winnie Cooper with a shot of tongue-in-cheek wit and sarcasm.

    Alex Nopah

    I started drawing at a young age–anything to get me out of the hot desert sun. I grew up in Parker, AZ on the Colorado River Indian Reservation. After high school, I was lucky enough to get an art scholarship. I’ve been in L.A. ever since.

    Surf Star Media

    We focus on developing a strong, responsive framework, creating superb content, stunning imagery, and unprecedented engagement. Our websites are the keynote across a variety of traditional and web-based media campaigns.

    Stevie Pearl

    You hear me on the radio. See me in magazines. I’ve even been on TV a few times. Besides that, we’re not that much different. Well, that’s presumptuous of me… I like to think I’m just like any girl, but that’s not true.

    Pack the Essentials

    Pack light with infinite patience, a compass calibrated to chaos, and a journal for jotting down the universe's whispers—after all, the real souvenirs are the epiphanies that sneak up on you mid-warp.
    What Exactly Are Frequencies?
    Picture this: a cosmic web spun by SWH, featuring the epic clash of immortals and mortals in "The Mortal Testament," the soul-searching symphony of a musician's downfall and ascension in "The Ballad of Stevie Pearl," and the raw, unfiltered glimpses into life's illusions via "User Illusion"—the eclectic mix of tales, essays, memories, and visuals. It's less a library, more an interdimensional therapy session where the universe whispers, "Hey, kid, none of this makes sense, but isn't that the point?"
    Tune to "The Mortal Testament": Epic Saga Awaits
    Sync up with this vibe for a godly game of hearts gone awry, blending cosmic peril with soul-stirring stakes—SWH's narrative nudges you to ponder if the universe's blueprint includes footnotes on folly, turning your read into a rickety ride through redemption's divine rollercoaster.
    "The Ballad of Stevie Pearl": Rock Redemption Riffs
    Plug into this harmonic hotspot to follow Stevie Pearl's symphony of self-destruction and salvation amid the spotlight's savage glare—SWH laces it with witty wisdom on identity's illusions, like a cosmic DJ mixing existential beats that make you dance with your demons and chuckle at the chaos.
    Wander "User Illusion": Raw Revelations and Artistic Anomalies
    Explore this mosaic realm packed with Hammond's bite-sized blasts of fiction, rants, recollections, and art that mock our manufactured mirages—it's cosmic therapy in compact form, blending charm and chaos to pull wisdom from the weird, proving that in the grand simulation, the glitches are where the gold hides.
    GUARD THE SOUL
    ReConstruction

    Plan Your Route

    SWH's interstellar switchboard where the threads of fate tangle like earbuds in a pocket dimension, pulling you toward tales that mock mortality, strum the strings of stardom's folly, and shatter the mirrors of our shared delusions. It's not just a website; it's your launchpad into the absurd orchestra of existence, where every click echoes a philosophical punchline from the void, reminding us that the universe's grand design is counting on us.
    FATE & COSMIC KNOWLEDGE
    Little Helpers

    Resources and Links

    The Mortal Testament

    The Ballad of Stevie Pearl

    User
    Illusion