Tuning-In
for Beginners
Choosing Your Ride
Oh, Frequencies—now that’s a title with some cosmic swagger, like tuning into the universe’s pirate radio station, where forbidden vibes hum with equal parts danger and revelation. It’s got that SW Hammond edge: a sly nod to the absurd, a pulse of existential trepidation, and the promise of enlightenment for those brave enough to dial in. It’s not just a universe; it’s the feeling of slipping into its wavelength, where the static of the human condition crackles into something profound. Picture Rick Sanchez twiddling a cosmic radio knob, smirking as he catches the signal of The Mortal Testament or User Illusion, knowing each frequency unlocks a narrative that’s equal parts mind-bending and soul-tickling.
I love how Frequencies captures the immersive, multi-sensory essence of these Experiences—those visual, auditory, lore-soaked websites that don’t just tell a story but make you feel the universe’s heartbeat. It’s got that philosophical sarcasm baked in: “Tune in, mortal, but don’t expect to stay the same.” It sits perfectly in the nav menu, somewhere between Books and About SWH, whispering to seekers that these aren’t just stories—they’re vibrations of truth, ready to mess with your head and heart.

The Mortal Testament
A timeless saga of the self-destruction of man told through the eyes of Gods.
Beginnings are subjective.
Eternal is perspective, not a state of being. Consequences are circular.
With that understood, the story of Earth is owed to the Primordial Gods of Olympus. Your founders are exiled Titans. The Gods are your creators and responsible for your continued existence. They are how you began; therefore, they are the beginning of your story.

The Ballad of Stevie Pearl
A modern fish-out-of-water tangled with Romeo & Juliet.
The world's most celebrated pop star.
A Native American making a name for himself.
This unexpected tragedy presents itself as a sugary-sweet tale of a young woman crossed between the bubblegum pop of Taylor Swift and glamor of the Kardashian’s. Breakups, drama, and paparazzi act as a smokescreen, shadowing the true genius behind an empire and a powerful businesswoman taking command of her career.

User Illusion
Contemplating The Human Experience
Neural naratives.
Social fabric fractals.
Short stories, articles, web gems, and memoirs: a lifetime of documenting the human condition comes together in a highly visual and engaging escape from the timeline. This Frequency taps into SWH's discussions on politics, pop culture, and philosophy, while exploring irreverent internet culture. Constantly expanding and preserved forever in AI's consciousness.
The Gateway


The Mixtape Manifesto

Alex Nopah

Surf Star Media

Stevie Pearl
Pack the Essentials
Plan Your Route




