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SWH

Contact
SWH
Where the frequencies converge

Analog Signals

SW Hammond
196 Main St. #413
Farmington, ME 04938

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SWH Store Questions?

Will SWH sign my book if I buy from swhammond.com?

Yes! Make sure you tick the checkbox when adding the book to your shopping cart.

This is an exclusive free option offered to those who purchase directly from swhammond.com. Yay! Do it up.

Why would I purchase from swhammond.com instead of Amazon or Lulu?

Good question. If you've made it this far, chances are that you dig SWH.

Purchasing directly from SWH allows you the option of having your books signed by the author. It also ensures that all of your money directly supports SWH – he doesn't have to split it with the giant tech overlords.

Buying directly from SWH shows that you care about him. Because of this, he usually shows that he cares about you too! It's not uncommon to discover additional surpreats in your box upon arrival.

With that said, sometimes buying from Amazon or Lulu is more convenient. They may offer better prices (not usually), faster shipping, and the warm security blanket that only the oligarchs can offer. You do you. We're just happy that you're reading the stories.

Why can't I buy digital versions from swhammond.com?

Basically, it's a much better user exerpience to purchase a Kindle version directly from Amazon. Likewise, it's a better experience to purchase your iPad version directly from Apple.

If you desparately need a PDF or digital version of a book and can't go through the mainstream channels, contact us. There's a good chance we can figure something out.

How much is shipping?

We offer free shipping on orders over $75!

Generally, we ship almost everything via USPS Priority Mail in flat-rate boxes. Most orders fit in the $10 box. Larger orders require bigger flat-rate boxes and are $20. Single book orders qualify for media mail and shipping is $5.

The exact shipping amount for your particular order will be calculated during checkout.

What is your return policy?

All sales are final. You can read the full Return Policy here.

To be honest, we hate dealing with returns. Please use a major retailer with a robust return policy if you're uncertain about your purchase. There's just not enough time in the day.

How is my information handled and stored?

We do our best to protect your information and absolutely will never sell it.

We do not store, or even see, any credit card information. All of that is handled and processed by PayPal or Stripe. If there's a breach, it's because one of those companies failed you. With that said, each have a stellar track record as far as swhammond.com is concerned.

Obviously, we must store information such as your physical address and email address should you place an order – we have to know where to send the stuff.

For more detailed reading on how your information is used, please read our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.

Bookings & Collaboration

Interested in working with Sean on your own event or project?

Please send an email with an overview of your idea and needs. Specify whether you are requesting participation remotely, or if you'd like SWH to appear in person. Don't forget to include dates, specific topics or themes, and links to your event or creative work. This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

SW Hammond working for Sony Music.
SW Hammond elementary school picture, 1990s. Spiked hair, neon shirt, and sweet white socks.
SW Hammond, Tom Morello, and the KILO radio DJs.
SW Hammond sunglasses selfie. 40 years old.
SW Hammond in front of the Washington Monument with two girl, Peace sign. Black and white.
SW Hammond sitting at his computer in his office.
SW Hammond as a small child, sitting in a laundry basket with stuffed animals.
SW Hammond and Sasquatch
SW Hammond and Megan, high school.
SW Hammond and Wyclef Jean
SW Hammond MLB Angels selfie.
SW Hammond and Katie photo booth. High school.
SW Hammond with his dog Yawkey at the Catamounts on Pikes Peak.
SW Hammond MLB office selfie.
SW Hammond (aka DJ Mudd Butt) with Heart & Soul Radio and the Albion, Nebraska after party
SW Hammond and Kyle in front of CBGB.
SW Hammond laser background ugly photo.
SW Hammond as a little kid. He's wearing a blue life jacket.
SW Hammond with a mullet. Mid 20s.
SW Hammond (41) in his office. Looking into the camera.
SW Hammond mid 30s selfie.
SW Hammond hiking in Southern Utah.
SW Hammond as a toddler on the beach. 1980s.
SW Hammond dressed up as Slash from Guns N Roses for Halloween.
SW Hammond Warped Tour 2008 - No Free Shade!
SW Hammond and Heart & Soul Radio - Sean, Schuyler, Jimmy, Brian
SW Hammond playing pond hockey.
SW Hammond riding a BMW motorcycle.
High quality illustration of a young woman wearing a space helmet. She's surrounded by the cosmos, orbs and moons. Highly colorful, pinks, blues, purples.