I banged Lita Ford. Yeah, it's true. Well, I mean, I had sex during one of her movies once. God she was a babe, that red hair and freckles. Never understood how she got involved with John Hughes, must have been dating the director or something. She was sweet though, wasn't she? Heard she ended up marrying the guy from the Wonder Years. Guess that bastard finally got the girl next door, haha, huh huh?